Brushes

My first attempt with Brushes..(a finger painting app on iPad).

Hellboy..:)

Goodbye Blue Sky!

 

Donut Effects

Today is World Donuts Day. In case you didn’t know. To commemorate this important day in our calendars, I decided to conduct a survey on the effects of Donuts on everyday America. To make my survey a little simpler, I came up with what I thought were the top 10 areas where Donuts have had major effects. So here are the results of this very important survey.

Happy Donuts Day!

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Donut Effects

Royal this, Royal that and a Royal app.

“You look your best..”, says the Dude. “What ‘s that scaffolding like stuff behind you?”.

“Oh..that’s Pippa”, responds the not so shy lass..”But, is my best good enough for your Grandma?”.

“I wouldn’t know. Would I? But she is at her blithely best right now. Just look at her!”..A mild pause. “I know Pippa. But what is she holding?”.

“Of course, I know she is stiff lipped and doesn’t slip. Rather annoying at times. I won’t learn to get used to her..”. Shrugs her shoulder. “That’s the Train.. My dear Arthur!”.

“Please not that name. Not in front of Elton John”, wipes a wry smile off his face. “Hope it isn’t going to be Rocket Man today. You look beautiful by the way”.

“Awww” blushes. “Did you have a haircut after the rehearsals?”

“I did”, blushes. “Why do you need the Train ?”

“I don’t. But I am supposed to need the train. Haven’t figured out why.” Takes a deep breath. “It is almost like your jacket. I can’t seem to find any useful embellishments there although there are plenty of them..”

“I..err..there is a reason for that you know”, whispers. “History and Tradition”.

“Can you stay quiet for 30 minutes? The Priest is ready”, whispers in a hurry.. “He is going to ask us to do the vows”.

“Who?” “What?”

“The vows”..through the corner of the eye..”Wedding vows”.

“Oh..!”, looking directly at the priest..”Do I have time to prepare my vows now and all I need is 5 minutes. I will give them to you”.

“Use my iPad. There is an app for Royal vows..You can punch in your inputs real quick and you can have your vows ready in under a minute”, says the Priest with a naughty smile. “By the way, I have a weakness for Hats. So, please make it fast”.

“Sure”.

And a few minutes later, the Dude and the Dudette or to be precise, the Duke and the Duchess were announced man & wife officially.

Royal this, Royal that and a Royal app

Who else..

Sarah Palin

could I have chosen when I decided to make my first caricature using nothing but a touchpad..? Ha. Not bad for a maiden attempt, I think..

Final Prep

Oscars 2011 – Even you could have hosted it!

Oscars 2011 - Even you could have hosted it..!

Have some humor and take it with a pinch of salt. Will you? I like both Franco and Hathaway. They just had an off day…

Your own country

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One agnostic afternoon..

The following is entirely a piece of fiction..But if you see any resemblance to anyone in real life, keep it to yourself..:)

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When she went shopping…

The below flowchart is funny. I even had my wife confirm that this is funny (she normally is not the kind who approves jokes that are borderline sexist)..so I will give credit to the person who came up with this, if only I know who it is.

Difference between how guys and gals buy shoes:

ShoeFlowchart

How Women buy shoes...

 

 

How guys buy shoes

How guys buy shoes

 

 

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