Dear “Constitution misinterpreter”..

Dear American Gun proponent aka “Constitution misinterpreter”,

Here is a suggestion..

Get more guns into the market. Hundreds. Thousands. No. May be Millions. At the rate of 5:1 (five for every human being living in the country).

Get rid off all the pretentious licensing restrictions that do nothing more than provide an opportunity for some minor delays in the acquisition of the guns.

Make it easy for everyone to buy guns. Like burgers and candies. All they need is money to buy guns. You can even sell them online and deliver them home. They are already being sold cheap. Make them cheaper. Throw some ammunitions in free.

And finally make the statement that you normally do – “Guns don’t kill people. Only people do”. Nobody has ever questioned whenever you make  a bold statement like that. Some day in future, there won’t be anyone alive to question you!

Oh, by the way, in case you didn’t know, 2 people were shot dead by a gunman at VA Tech (again) today…

The agony of patience

Here is the latest from the studio..

The title says it all as far as the theme goes..

You can read some notes behind the making of this piece here.

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The Ides of March

The emptiness when I walked out of the theater could easily be explained. I can’t remember the last time when I walked out feeling that kind of ‘empty’. Literally, I was waiting for the story to move on when I saw the end credits rolling. Empty because, it felt like I was kicked out of my dining table just after I had my appetizer.

I love politics. To be specific, I love election politics. I love election politics in a democracy like India or the US. I love the dynamics, the strategies, the organization, the energy, the power to rally supporters, the play with words, the backstabbing, the alliances, the break-ups, the ambitions, the relationships, the analysis, the opinion polls, the media coverage, the talk shows covering the elections, the resignations, the quitters, the winners, the losers, the chemistry, the cheering, the feeling of empowerment that common people get, the paraphernalia, the speeches, the slogans, the posters, the stickers and pretty much everything that surrounds elections. Of course both India and the US have a totally different approach to most of the above items in the list.

Which is why, The Ides of March presented itself as a tempting piece of dessert ready to satisfy my sugar craving palette. A gripping story set in the middle of Democratic Primaries. The movie that starts off with one of my favorite topics – about how infantile the American public is even in 2011 as the thought of a Presidential candidate who openly admits to not going to Church regularly (forget about being an Atheist or following a different religion) is considered “UNAMERICAN” or simply scary to them.

The directorial style is very typical Clooney – close-ups, no wide angles, dark settings – mostly indoors, etc. etc. The story has 2 great twists which makes the movie all the more credible for the theme it is dealing with. Great performances by everyone – Ryan Gosling, Paul Giamatti, P S Hoffman and Clooney himself.

Yet..Yet…I walked out thinking the movie could have been a bit more.  Unlike movies that end on an unexpected note like TIOM, this movie doesn’t leave room for the audience to interpret the ending and this doesn’t leave anything vague.

Is that really what the filmmaker wanted?

A “seasonal anomaly”

Crisp is the air with fallen leaves dried up and ready to ruffle;
Brisk birds are begirding the town as daylight breaks the sky.
Rare is the day with warmth bound to reflect of the quay;
Brats, Cubs, Boys and Girls are planning an outdoor gambol.

Autumn is the season, yet the rise in Mercury stirs up souls;
The sailors are ready to undock their boats in brief.
Sunny is the call, the weatherman made not just for shoals;
The bikers are unchaining their helmets to go on the reef.

Green is still the color, the grass withering the season;
The greenskeepers and growers are out to rake and mulch.
Frigid is the ground, the frost affecting the vegetation;
The runners and skaters are drying up their sweaty drench.

Change is the order, what the day brings with it;
Confounded and Elated, All welcoming it.
To each is his own, their love for the Sun;
A "seasonal anomaly", sure, every now and then.

On “Seventh sense” and such things…

A haughty theory would be one that propagates a notion that the complicated structure of Deoxyribonucleic acid is a human sensory organ after all because it does sense certain characteristics of the human hierarchy that it inherited from in the first place and like human brain, it can actually recollect those patterns (and skills associated with those hence) when triggered by a certain stimulant, be it external or internal, be it artificially triggered or naturally triggered, be there a catalyst or not.

A haughty theory, specially when the said theory is propagated by a filmmaker who by any stretch of imagination doesn’t hold any academic credentials whatsoever, that could at least give him a platform to make that bold appearance, before he contemplates to propose such a theory. Yet, when a Christopher Nolan puts together a rather unimaginable and unscientific string of theories about how you can get into one’s dream to manipulate the individual through him and through the environ around him, we somehow find a way to tip our hats off at the marvel of science fiction that these moviemakers seem to dish out and somehow find a way to not only absorb the fictional theory with no questions asked like a sponge, but also become part of it to the extent that we champion the fictional cause by living in that world for a few hours…and yet, when an AR Murugadoss decides to tell a story that is probably as unreal and fictional as a Nolan dream penetration plot, we somehow find a way to get a sieve that doesn’t let even a microscopic fictional particle pass through it before asking 100s of questions and before deriding the filmmaker for trying to c-bull us or spin a garland around our ears (காதுல பூ) notwithstanding his attempts to explain the plot in dozens of interviews before, during and after the movie release.

Call it an inherent (genetic??) trait that most of us possess which prevents us from appreciating someone’s work unconditionally without any riders, when that someone belongs to us or is one of us or one amongst us. Bloated ego of self aggrandizement leading to absolute disrespect for that person because – only because he/she could have been ‘us’ but it was not. And that work could have been ours because we had the exact same background as that someone and yet that someone did it, which we didn’t and that can’t be accepted. Simply not possible.

Before the reader, that is you, are ready to formulate your thoughts and present them to me, I already know what they could be. Fiction is not the issue but how it is presented and how it is narrated that makes it believable or not and that really is the issue. In principle, I agree with that argument. Hitherto in Indian movie industry, Shankar may be the only director who has managed to weave a fictional story with a riveting & entertaining plot line and somehow make it all work together in a believable sort of way. Dasavatharam tried that and came close to Robot in its execution, but as a storyline, was 100 times more complicated than Robot, thus getting caught in a web spun by itself not allowing it to express freely like Robot was able to. Thus it is not surprising when an ARM product would fall short in terms of building a convincing repertoire with the audience when dealing with an intricate  and a very original fictional story line. But it only fell short because of its attempt to oversimplify the sequences, for the sake of  providing an universal appeal to all and alike.

Now throw in a very interesting page taken out of Indian (Tamil) history, which even if mixed with a fistful of creative liberty taken by the maker, needless to say, provides a canvas larger than anything ARM has ever handled before. Incidentally, this historic reference was the real trigger for this movie and to tie the knots of this forgotten history page, with some loose ends of the DNA science fiction thread (aka ‘the seventh sense’ thread) is an absolute original idea. Well, may be Kamal Hassan did that with Dasavatharam in a distant way but in my books, ARM deserves lots of credit for this very original idea.

The churning of numerous ideas and the many emotional turnovers in ARM’s mind as he worked on merging these two entirely different ideas into a single story cannot be easily understood. As he sipped some tea with legs crossed and scratched his head to think of  the right lines that a genetic engineering student in the form of Subha Srinivasan (Shruti Haasan) would have to say to a group of scientists or to a circus artist Aravind (Surya) to explain the kind of research she is involved with, I am sure ARM tossed several papers into his nearest waste basket. The urge to dumb down some of the concepts and the ambition to ensure that everyone appreciates ‘DNA memory’ would have acted as a constant hurdle, as ARM continued to develop his plot.

Finally, I found nothing wrong with the constant harping of how most of us don’t know our history. Although a bit cheesy and could very well come across as preachy to some audience mainly because of where the scene is placed in the movie, the scene towards the end, when Aravind explains the importance of passing our knowledge in tact without any color coating or sugar coating, especially that pertaining to our culture, traditions, customs, etc.  — What’s wrong with that? I have personal memories of arguing with my grandmother and mother whenever there were traditions and customs that they wanted me to follow for all the wrong reasons (such as religious).  So, in many ways, the whole Tamil culture underscoring was done just enough. Could it have been less? Yes, of course. But as long as it wasn’t overdone and as long as it was presented with good reasoning, I have no gripe.

3 days after watching the movie, I am in a better position to swift through the movie as a whole and as a complete creative product. So do I believe in “seventh sense”? I certainly like the idea of having seventh sense. Given the retributions that this movie may bring to both ARM and the producers, Red Giant Movies (not so much to the actors as both Surya and Shruti have the advantage of just moving on after being part of a grandiose movie, box office numbers notwithstanding), could be bouquets as well as some brickbats, I merely would like to be a voice which makes those people who are ready to throw brickbats….think. Yes, just “think”.

Unless, we develop this habit of absorbing original creators and their creations with a certain warmth, the distance between where the Tamil movie industry/Indian movie industry is and where it would like to be will continue to widen. The widening distance will only act as a deterrent to the audience who on a Saturday night wants to plan a family evening out and wants to watch an Indian movie.

That just doesn’t make sense to our Sixth sense. Does it?

[You can read my other posts on such things here...]

Festive contrasts

I always find it amusing when Indians across different states and regions have found ways over the years to call the same festival by different names, yet celebrating them with similar pomp and splendor. Even more amusing is the fact that when these festivals are spelled in English, there are umpteen variations, which for some inexplicable reasons, the language pundits have conveniently ignored – till now.

So, no matter how you spell it as long as you have a way to spell it and no matter how you celebrate it, as long as you have a way to celebrate it, I wish you a Happy Deepavali/Happy Diwali, etc.

A bit of a stretch

It was 2001 when a 55 year old co-worker then, sowed the first seeds of running long distances in my mind. He was a regular Marathon runner back then. My inspiration at that time, he, when I got to know him, had already run 4 or 5 marathons. During the one year I shared my office space with him, I can’t recall a single day, where he didn’t get to work at 7:30 AM without having gone out for a 5 mile run in the morning. Never during the next few months did I believe that I could run a marathon although I did fancy running more than 5 miles at a stretch. Once I moved out of that work place, I never got to work with someone who was so passionate about running with so much consistency and hence my fancy remained – well just fancy.
10 years later – after I picked up running a little more seriously towards the end of this past winter season in 2010-11, I suddenly felt an urge to run a half marathon, thanks largely to some friends on Facebook.
Then in August, I decided I would start training for the Detroit Half Marathon (scheduled for Oct 16, 2011) seriously. But since I never ran more than 3 miles at a stretch, I did not register for the event till the middle of September. As my fortunes would have it, by the time I decided to register they were sold out.

May be that was an ego blow. So in exactly 3 weeks time – without much training, I decided to run the Concord, MI marathon on Oct 9. I was running 3 miles, then 5, then 7, then 10 and then 11 as part of training, before finally running the 13.1 mile stretch on the event day for the first time. My timing was 2 hours 28 minutes.

The satisfaction I got right as I crossed the finish line couldn’t be expressed.
Looking back, I got to say that the Concord marathon was a better choice for me. About 10 miles in the 13.1 mile stretch was on a nature trail and I don’t think running on the Detroit streets would actually have been any better or easier.  A bit a stretch that would have been manageable nevertheless.

Maampazham

What started off as joke among my family members has now resulted in this fun song. I started imagining how all of us would react if a family member decides to contest in an election. That led to me creating a funny campaign poster. So the next logical thing to do is to have a campaign song right?

As you can guess the party symbol is “Maampazham” or Mango.

Here you go:

And don’t forget to read the Salsa – Sambar notes here.

So long Steve…

Steve Jobs

Rarely does one man’s vision pave way for a generation of innovators.

Rarely does one man’s innovation influence a generation of mankind to adapt its lifestyle based on his products.

Rarely does that man’s passing away make such an impact on an ordinary person.

Steve, In my lifetime so far, you are the only one man who I consider belonged to that rare group….

As I type this little obituary on my Macbook Pro, with my iPhone and iPad within an arm’s reach..every keystroke that goes into this post is a tear I shed for you.

Cancer is cruel. But you were getting ready for the ultimate end. Weren’t you? Like every product you launched, like every Apple keynote announcement you made, I am guessing given the inevitable, you wanted your death too to embrace you exactly how & when you planned for it. Right?

I am sure you stayed hungry and foolish all your life.

So long black turtleneck! So long Steve!

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