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Being Reclusive

It was a reclusive spot. I had not planned on being at one such that evening, as a more ebullient atmosphere would have been the appropriate remedy for a rather long & draining day at work. But, sometimes getting to plan an evening of cooling down, is a chore – and it adds to the stress of your already droning day. So, here I was trying to leave work at 9 PM, deciding to brave a thunderstorm advisory which was in the neighboring county and get to a cineplex to catch Sandler doing his Zohan stunts. Before anyone gets any idea that I am a big Sandler fan – let me add that, as much as I like the goofiness he brings to the table, which I do enjoy just for its silliness factor, I am not a fan that would go watch a Sandler movie necessarily during the first week of its release in a theater. The only reason I decided to give it a try was because my choices were to watch 4 middle-aged women talk about Sex and their lack of it, in the lovely NYC or Zohan. Anyways, here I was trying to get shelter under a vast roof, as the downpour started just as I parked the car and ran through some puddles of water only to find “sold out” signs in a crowded lobby.

Back to being at the reclusive spot. The first encounter with her was quite amusing. Because I didn’t expect to see her at that reclusive spot. May be, because I didn’t know much about the place as I walked in. I would have preferred to meet a better collection of them. But, it was one of those occasions, when you finally get to meet someone, whom you have heard of quite a bit but never had the opportunity to indulge in any long meetings. The first sight of her was indifferent. I brushed her off, even though I knew I had the opportunity to embrace her that night…since I was busy looking for more of “my types”. When the truth struck me, that I was not going to find my types that night, I decided to take a few steps back to touch her. This time, both of us were equally amused at each other. I held her by her waist and moved my right arm slowly to her neck area. I noticed that she had a golden top with “18” written in bold. Oh yeah! I knew I was safe. As I reached for her mouth, someone behind me whispered “Good choice!!”. I nodded politely.

A few minutes later..I found a reclusive table at one corner of that reclusive place..She and I..and some music on my laptop. I kept staring at her and finally decided to break the ice. I could tell that she was warming up to me. I placed my lips on hers and smelt her. The first touch didn’t strike me immediately, as I did not have any kind of expectations. But once it sank in, I noticed that it was smooth, nutty and yet had the right amount of sweetness you wanted in the first exchange. The feeling started sinking in after a while and I realized that the sensation was very polished. The rest of the meeting went on a more predictable route. The same smoothness and poise were maintained throughout the evening. Whenever I felt her, I quivered. She enjoyed that. After about 20 minutes, as I was still holding her, the patrons of the reclusive place decided to call it a night. Their duty was over for the night and they wanted me to end my encounter with her. Of course, I knew this was coming to an end and hence, had planned my 20 minutes in such a way, that I enjoyed every minute that I spent with her. I did. Now that I have experienced her first hand, I can no longer pretend that I didn’t know how she felt. She still fared a notch below my favorite lady. But at least, I have a choice now, in case, I am at another reclusive such spot where they don’t entertain “my types”. She will be my choice in such places and why not, after all, she belongs to an elite club!

I bid adieu to her and walked to my room, thinking about the velvety encounter that was worth my visit to that reclusive spot, that evening. I wanted to share my experience with everyone right away. Not that I am endorsing “Chivas Regal 18”, but I think if you don’t know what I am talking about, then it is worth a try, even if you hate Scotch.


Besides fantasizing about being a Peter Gibbons at least for a couple of days at my work, I think I have a long way to go to realize some of the other fantasies. But like any ambitious man out there, I will get there! Note: All views expressed in this blog are mine alone and have got nothing to do with my company Cogent IBS, Inc., its employees or any of its affiliates.

One thought on “Being Reclusive

  1. Bravo !!! Here I am in the middle of a water drenched morning and still enjoying every detail of your date with so much clarity that it is almost annoying that I was not there to meet with her as well. There can be no definitions to such an experience as your narration has rendered.May I add as is apt to my ambience right now … “Wah Ganpy !”.

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