Posted in Humor - General

Laws of Dog Walking

Dog Walking
Dog Walking

First Law:

A Dog will continue to walk unless encountered by a Mail Box (or a Lamp Post), when the Dog comes to a complete stop and enters a state of frantic sniffing.

Second Law:

The Force with which a Dog sniffs around a Mail Box or a Lamp Post is directly proportional to the number of Dogs who have been there before.

Third Law:

If there is a Mail Box or a Lamp Post then there is Dog Pee around it.


Besides fantasizing about being a Peter Gibbons at least for a couple of days at my work, I think I have a long way to go to realize some of the other fantasies. But like any ambitious man out there, I will get there! Note: All views expressed in this blog are mine alone and have got nothing to do with my company Cogent IBS, Inc., its employees or any of its affiliates.

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